From: lambdac-AT-globalserve.net Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 19:04:18 -0500 Subject: *Flash*! Official Flame Counter Bulletin: FEAR MOUNTS AS CALLIHAN IS APPREHENDED! Source: Marketeer & Rackets Inc Sources close to Nietzsche at Jefferson, are today reporting that the disheveled poet SE Callihan has been arraigned on charges of fraudulent accounting procedures. One Lambda C is alleging gross negligence and fudging in the data officially tabulated by accountant Callihan: "It's a scandal, a wanton disregard for the facts, a shameless deflation of our figures!" The complaint was formally registered by Chief Inspector Tootles, fully energized despite his abortive attempt to apprehend Lesseps C in August of last year. "We are confident that, if the accused is found to have consistently manipulated the numbers, we will have a case", he later commented. Lambda C adamantly maintains that the figures will speak for themselves. Though it started late and is yet to arrive, it claims to have logged on a stunning 110 plus messages (a long way from the paltry 22 suggested by the arraigned's numbers) since July 1, while the inebriated Dyurea runs a second close with 90. The accused, who has consistently denied any part whatsoever in what is becoming known as the July Spam Wars, runs a distant third, only a scarce two or three spams ahead of blooming jessie and special agent ME double-0-seven-and-a-half, at 37. Boos from the Nietzschean peanut gallery showered the complainants outside the Halls of Knowledge, when Lambda C's counsel bluntly stated: "My clients are intractable people without a shred of humour. Mr. Callihan should be well warned that they have even threatened to begin rewriting all of their posts again, to prove some obscure point about the eternal recurrence of the same, if he does not cease and desist this defamatory behavior!" Mr. Callihan, who we understand is currently being held in an Amish Safe House could not be reached for comment. We have been informed he is shunning all calls having to do with the Lambda Couch matter. --- from list nietzsche-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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