Date: Thu, 28 May 1998 17:45:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Arindam Dutta <adutta-AT-phoenix.Princeton.EDU> Subject: Here we go... Act II Here is the result of the round(unda-egg) head bilateral talks between India and Pakistan: Nawaz Sharif and his family will eat only once a day till everybody in Pakistan can have two meals a day or a personal nuclear device of their own (which ever is first). Vajpayee will eat only once a day till India wins the next World Cup. (Vajpayee did not want to wait for any non-Hindu to get his/her act together; as/ Sharif there is no non-muslims in Pakistan) . . . Both India and Pakistan will explode one nuclear device everymonth - same time same day . . . this is the 11th of that month, unless Buddha's birthday happens to be nearby, in which case it will be on Buddha's birthday. Gandhi's birthday will be the cause of additional celebrations. India and Pakistan will bring their own chairs at the Security Council. . .that way they can replace the chair. Permanent chairs have the problem that you have to sit in them even when they are past their prime. . . . . .more to follow --- from list postcolonial-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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