From: "Eric Dickens" <eric.dickens-AT-wxs.nl> Subject: No languages please, we're British Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 19:07:14 +0200 19th June 2000 [bis] Dear Postcolonialists, Just a quick response to the quick responses from Dave Cummings, Brook Nymark and Mac Fenwick. I'm not unduly bothered about the accusation of being reductionist. I think Dave Cummings summed it up rather nicely: learning languages makes you a better person. Why? Because then you are at a disadvantage in conversation, and can't always have everything your way like a spoilt child. Doesn't it ever occur to native-speakers of English that every time something sophisticated is being discussed abroad, British people and most other native-speakers of English fall back on English, thus putting the debating partner at a disadvantage? You're much more likely to win arguments if you have a whole range of expressions available, rather than having to make do with a limited vocabulary. Explanation of the local situation is invariably left to the foreigner (conversation slave), whilst the Anglospeaker (conversation master) lords it over the other with cumbersome wit, heavy sarcasm, snide digs, allusions to TV comedy programmes, and all the grand and wacky rhetorical put-downs which only a native-speaker can muster ad libitum. People who sit in "Continental" pubs scoring points off their "less able" foreign intellectual sparring partners can only do so because the other person has been good enough to go into the fray inadequately equipped. And I have lived long enough in Europe to know that many a European's knowledge of English is not all it's cracked up to be either. Certain nations have a greatly inflated opinion of their knowledge of English. But native-speakers of English confuse poor English with the possession of a limited brain, since they themselves have never had to argue from a position of language handicap. There is a world of difference between the way, say, Malcolm Bradbury and Timothy Garten Ash approach their fellow Europeans. The latter is shockingly adept at speaking German, and has even been known to talk on German TV in that language. The former wrote "Airport" and "Rates of Exchange"... As for the University of East Anglia (UEA) and Dutch, I will allow that I was making a rhetorical point. I only chose UEA for convenience as being near to the Evil Continent. It is my alma mater where I studied Swedish 20-odd years ago. And I've made the 45-minute direct flight myself. Yes, there are British universities where you can take a degree in Dutch, such as Hull and London. But that makes it all the more puzzling that Dutch and Flemish culture are so invisible in Britain. Britons who do learn Dutch often do so for "business purposes", not for reading novels or debating in pubs. Mac Fenwick is at least honest in saying that, in Canada, he doesn't actually need foreign languages. Maybe the Quebequois and citizens of Montreal could find fault with that attitude, but North America is hugely monolingual. Britain, on the other hand, is supposed to be part of the European Union. The (pretty idealist) idea, despite the presence of crooks in the European Commission, is to cement Europe together so that the First and Second World Wars will not be repeated. (Instead of Britons and Germans murdering one another in waterlogged trenches, we now have the relatively genteel sport of chair-throwing, instead.) Economically and culturally, Britain has had an easy time of it with the Yanks. These are a handy bunch of post-Boston Tea Party people who speak and write more or less the same language, and can be called upon to assist when wars are being lost. (The Canadians, incidentally, also liberated parts of the Netherlands where I live from the Nazis after World War II.) But now sagacious Brits have realised that we've got to stop pretending. We can't keep up this two-faced language game any longer. On the one hand, all the economic advantages of the Single Market. On the other: keeping those bloody Frogs and Krauts with their funny lingos out. (The Dutch and Belgians, remember, simply do not exist unless they're drug pushers or paedophiles.) Finally, there are in fact about 20 million people with Dutch as their mother-tongue - the Dutch in the Netherlands, and the Flemings in Belgium. There are many dialects, but what all the dailies in the Netherlands and Flanders are written in is Dutch. What 20 million people means is about one third of Britain, France or Italy, or about half of the population of Poland, or one quarter of the population of Germany. So all this stuff about Dutch being "a small language" isn't really true. Flanders and the western Netherlands are simply overpopulated by European standards. Please think about the kernel of the problem - the fact that colonial attitudes are being perpetuated by a lack of linguistic humility on the part of native-speakers of the English language. Learning one foreign language properly would suffice. The recognition of intellectual equality arrived at would be just as important as which language you learn. Perhaps the word describing the contrary situation should be: "monogloating". Best wishes, Eric Dickens --- from list postcolonial-AT-lists.village.virginia.edu ---
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