From: "Brad Miller" <bmiller-AT-chipshot.net>
Subject: Fw: (Julia L Hazen) Moral Riddle
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 14:24:34 -0600



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From: Robert Nicholson <star-AT-ptsi.net>
To: bmiller-AT-chipshot.net <bmiller-AT-chipshot.net>
Date: Saturday, November 22, 1997 7:54 PM
Subject: Fwd: (Julia L Hazen) Moral Riddle


>>From Malforce-AT-mail.swko.net Sat Nov 22 11:31:26 1997
>From: "Matthew Teel" <Malforce-AT-mail.swko.net>
>Reply-To: "Matthew Teel" <Malforce-AT-mail.swko.net>
>Date: Sat, 22 Nov 97 11:35:40 EST
>To: mrutle-AT-major-mitchell.min.csu.au
>Subject: Fwd: (Julia L Hazen) Moral Riddle
>
>Original-From: brandee stone <brandee-AT-rocketmail.com>
>Original-Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 17:12:35 -0800 (PST)
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>==>"Don't ever say life can't get worse because it
>will prove you wrong every time"
>  ~~~ me =)
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>---Heidi Breaux <breauxkids-AT-ncweb.com> wrote:
>>
>> >To: davebreaux-AT-rocketmail.com,
>breauxkids-AT-ncweb.com
>> >Subject: (Julia L Hazen) Moral Riddle
>> >X-Mailer: Juno 1.38
>> >From: bonysaurus-AT-juno.com (Douglas E Hazen)
>> >Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 17:35:44 EST
>> >
>> >WHAT AM I????
>> >
>> >
>> >THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE
>OF 8 INCHES LONG.
>> >
>> >THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
>MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS
>> >
>> >USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY
>FOR INSTANT ACTION.
>> >
>> >IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
>AT ONE END AND SMALL
>> >
>> >HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,
>ALMOST ALWAYS
>> >
>> >WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
>QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
>> >
>> >FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN
>AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN
>> >
>> >AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSIONÐ2C OFTEN
>QUICKLY AND
>> >
>> >ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
>ANYONE FOUND
>> >
>> >LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE
>RHYTHMIC, PULSING
>> >
>> >SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED
>MOVEMENTS. WHEN
>> >
>> >FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY,
>FROTHY, STICKY WHITE
>> >
>> >SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING
>FROM THE OUTER
>> >
>> >SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS
>LONG GLISTENING
>> >
>> >SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE
>FLOWING AND CLEANSING
>> >
>> >LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED
>TO ITS FREELY
>> >
>> >HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER
>BIT OF ACTION,
>> >
>> >HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
>OR THREE TIMES A
>> >
>> >DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
>> >
>> > WHAT AM I???????
>> >
>> > AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER
>TO THE RIDDLE IS
>> >
>> >NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY
>OWN............................
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>E >       .....TOOTHBRUSH.........
>> >
>> >          what were you thinking?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >You PERVERT!
>> >
>> > send this message to ten of your most
>perverted friends or else...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> "We all take different paths in life, but no
>matter where we go, we all
>> take a little of each other everywhere."  -Tim
>McGraw
>>
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